mi2ni bozorgtarin arezoie 1 joje tighi chie?.....inke 1 nafar 1 bar daste
navazesh be saresh bekeshe……
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ghazvinie be zanesh mige:bia 1 kam harfe sexi bezanim?zanesh mige:
az koja shoro konim?........ghazvinie mige:az kone dadashet…….
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1 khanome nikukar mimire,bad az moddati miad be khabe 2khtaresh
mige:kare kheir nakon,man shodam hurie beheshti,vaght nadaram ke
shortamo bekesham balaaaaaaa
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ruye to 1 hesabe dige mikardam,narahat nasho vali taze mifahmam
hame rast migan to ye adame 2ro hasti…..1rut mah 1 rot gol….yeki az
yeki ghashangtaro behtar…..
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1 torke nesfe shab mire az khodpardaz pol begire.dastgah behesh axe
koon neshon mide.sobhmire pishe reEse bank mige yani chi?raEse mige:
yani on moghe shab man pol,az toie koonam bedam?
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torke nafas zanan az hejle miad biron,mige:ey vay parde nabod ke
berezent bod….5 min bad aros miad biron mige:khak bar saret nazasht
genamo dar biaram avazi….
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yek ghazvini be kon 1 yaro dast mizane,yaro hol mishe migoze.ghazvinie
mige:hamchin mali bayadam dozdgir dashte bashe……
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age be kos began DEL:kir:DEL joo,koskesh:DELavar,jende:DELdade,
dokhtar:DELbaste,pirezan:DELkhaste,koseshol:daryaDEl,koskhol:DEL
shad…
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be 1 dokhtare migan 1 esm vase kir bezar.mige:ordake zesht.migan:
chera ordake zesht?mige:ache lamasab harchi bozorgtar mishe,……
khoshgeltar mishe…
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mi2nin chera 2khtara vaghti az khab bidar mishan cheshashono
mimalan?..........vase inke tokhm nadaran….
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mi2ni farghe nokhod ba pasgardani chie?.......avaliro age bokhori
,migozi….2vomiro age begozi mikhori….
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azaie teame montakhabe ghazvin:oliverKAN,KANnavaro,KANdela,
bishKAN,oKAN,KANbiaso,KANtona,KANchich,KANo,KANizars,
KANigia,sarmorabi:mohamade dadKAN…
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namayandeie zanan dar majles goft:ta vaghti ke in shekaf dar beine
mast,in mardha bar roie ma savarand…….
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jahate bashokohtar bargozar shodane namaze jome dar ghazvin,
soreie baghare be rook ezafe shod……
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akhond ghazvinie mire toie ke dabestane pesarane vase sokhanrani…
1dafe cheshmesh mikhore be 1 pesar bacheye maman.mige:pesaram to
bain koone ghashanget chera namaz nemikhoni?
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torke 3ta bachehash az maraze diabet mimiran.sare namaz mige:
khodaya in kir bod be ma dadi ya kaleghand?......
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az ghazvinie miporsan FBI yani chi?mige:fedrasione bachebazane
iran…
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emroz roze jahanie pokie ostakhan hast….kalepoke aziz,roze
mobarak…
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akharin tafsire ghanone nesbiat:E=MC2=>Emshab=Mizaram
Coonet 2bar…
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be andazeie 2ta cheshmam mikhamet..eradatmand:moshe kor…
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shebahate motekhasese atfal va ghazvini:har2shon bacheharo
khob MIKONAN….
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bazi az adama mikrob shenas mishan,mesle PASTOR,bazia
nobel migiran,mesle MADAM KORI…onvaght to koskhol beshin
sms bekhon hamash……
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harvaght mano mididi shalvareto mikeshidi paEn,manam abamo
mirikhtam roie konet….(bargi az daftare khaterate 1 aftabe)
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vaghti omadam chenan haleto begiram ke nafaset bala naiad…..
hamchin aberoto jeloie khonevadat bebaram ke natoni sareto bala
begiri………….sosol man GHABZE mobiletam………
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bache:agha nokhod siah darin?agha:akh akh bodo ke nanato
gaEdan…
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marda 3 daste hasten:1)ZZ:Zan Zalil…2)ZSH:Zan SHahid…
3)ZH:Zan Halak…
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az ghazvinie miporsan az koja mikhay zan begiri?mige:az
barare…migan chera?mige:ache shaba baradar zanam pisham
mikhabe…
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dostaye khob mesle setareha mimonan…hatta vaghti ke onaro
nemibini khialet rahate ke sare jashon hasten…
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be torke migan:chi shod mitad shodi?mige:ba dostan gharar
gozashtim faghat rozaie tatil tafrihi bekeshim….zado emam
fot kard 2hafte tatil shod
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be torke migan:ajab mamlekate khar to khari shodeha….mige:are baba.man 3 bar
raftam sarbazi,hichkas nafahmid……
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daneshmandan kashf kardand ke:kasani ke moghe ridan fekr mikonand,moghe
fekr kardan,mirinand….
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dar mamlekati ke"mahiha-ashegh mishavand",asbha-mast mishavand","lakposht-
ha parvaz mikonand"…ajab nist ke" meymoon-ha raEs jomhor beshavand"……
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yek 2khtare khob bayad 7 ta "B" dashte bashe:Biyad-Bekhabe-bemale-bokhore-
bede-beposhe-bere…….(2khtare khobi bashia!!!!!)
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mi2nin chera 2khtara vaghti az khab bidar mishan,cheshashono mimalan?.....chon
tokhm nadaran..
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torke ba mashin mizane be 1 dokhtare,dokhtare mige:ay dastam,ay pam….torke
mige:pasho pasho in jendebaziaro vase HASSAN JOHARCHI dar biar…
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farghe profsorba jende:avail kheili chiza toie sareshe,dovomi kheili sara toie
chizeshe…
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ye torke mire party…migan:chetor bod?mige:khob bod onja esme 1 golo roie man
gozashtan…hamash mogoftan OSGOL bayad beraghse….
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to yek adame bakelas,fahmide,ba perestige,khoshtip,mehraboon,jazzab,bahal,
khoshheilkal,khoshgel,bamaram,cheshmo abru ghashang mesle man dide bodi?.......
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7ta marde lokht be tartib saf vastade bodan,kireshon ham rast shode bod,1 nafar
azashon miporse tablighe kandome?migan:na,tablighe SEVEN UP!!
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filmhaye rasole sardameli:1-dokhtari ba pestanhaye talaE-2-man tarane 18 bar
dadam-3-dishab nanato gaEdam ayda…
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jebraEl az toke miporse arezot chie?mige:khodaro bebinam!!!mige:khoda ke
didani nist.mige:pas man adam besham….!!!mige:pasho berim khodaro neshonet
bedam…
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mi2ni be fulexi ke 5ta khanom tosh neshastan chi migan?.....................fulkos
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boy:may i touch ur soft ware?girl:ok,may I touch ur hardware?B:ok,can I install
it in ur software?G:ok,first cover it with antivirus and then install
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lore shabe arosie pesaresh behesh mige:pesaram seftarin jato bezar onjae ke
zanet mishashe….shab mibine kalaye pesaresh toie chahe fazelab gir karde!!!!!!!!
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ghazvinie mire bimarestan,1bache toie shishe alkol mibine,mige:khanoom
bebakhshid in konn torshia chande??????!!!!
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lore 2charkhe mikhare,mire deh.bachash mige:nane bia bebin baba ye chiz rafte
toiekoonesh har chi dasto pa mizani dar nemiad!!
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to khari,sagi,gavi,goosfandi,bozi,goosalE…. …. …..baraye foorosh nadari?
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sigar ba inke mi2ne akharesh zire paat lehesh mikoni,ta akharesh barat misoze
…:::SIGARETAM::: …
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LOOK…the moon is calling you!SEE….the stars are shining for
you!LISTEN
…the birds are singing to you!HEAR….my heart says:….."I MISS YOU"!
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one ston is enough to break a glass,one sentence is enough to
break a heart ,
one second is enough to fall in love,and one friend is enough to
live all life
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salarkhan:voigolanzj leilon open bid….shirfarhad:kho onvagh
t EE ke aln
gofti yani che?salarkhan:yani inke pardash goshe nadashta bid jigaaaaar…
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tebghe akharin gozareshate sabt shode:hassan joharchi rodast
khord,chon
ta lebasasho dar avord,sarabi konesh gozashte!!
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torke khoshkbar foroshi mizane,tavasote sazmane nezarat bar
arzeshha
dastgir mishe…!goya esme foroshgahesho gozashte:"KHOSH KIRAN"
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be torke migan:I love you yani chi?mige:yani mikonamet.migan:
na khare,
on I fuck you hastesh.mige:che farghi dare?akharesh ke
mikonamesh……
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on chi eke mikonan toie dahan,bad aghab jelosh mikonan,bad
mibini dahan
por az 1 chize sefid shode?....dorost hads zadi,mesvak nist
,hamon KIRE…….
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bache ghazvinie be mamane mige:maman to shaba koja miri ke
baba hey
mige khanom bargard.khanoom bargard….?
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ye torkeo arabe baham dava mikardan, yeho torke mizane zire
khande mige:man be in foshe khahar madar midam in vase man
ghran mikhoone
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raeise sazemane enteghale koone ghazvin dar jalasye matbooati
elam kard dar sale ?? banke kone ba zarfiate 10000koon rah andazi
mishavad
( edameye khabar dar sms 2)
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sepas vey dar pasokh be in soal ke in hame koon az koja miarid goft:in
kooni ke dare in sms ra mikhanad baghiaro khabar mikone
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ey yare man ey pire man beshin be roye
.
.
.
.
sandali
han?eshtebah kardy na,ghalebe adabi fogh ghazal bood na masnavi
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alafe zire patim aziz ama yeho khar nashi maro bokhori
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dokhtar: maman eshgh chie
madar: hichi, ino marda dorost kardan ke poole k..s nadan
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esmeto gozashtam gol goftam shayad ye rooz par par beshi
esmeto gozashtam khorshid goftam shayad ye rooz ghorob koni
esmeto gozashtam joonam ke age ye rooz mordam toham omran
nabashi
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torke shorte khareji miposhe koonesh ehsase ghorbat mikone
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nefrine2006
elahi temsah barat sak bezane
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to dar ghalbe man ja dari ,,, to dar raghaye man ja dari ,,, raftam
doctor goft angal dari
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ye lore miyad tehran mibine hame astin kotah poshidan mige ,E
pas ina damagheshoono ba chi pak mikonan
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:ghanoone 11 nioton
age ba sorate noor kale malagh bezani mitooni sorakhe kooneto
bebini
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dahome nioton: vaghti miri toolet mOntazere jazebe zamin nabash
,zoor bezan
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ye rooz ye rashtie be doostesh mige man nanato bok..nam baham
famil mishim na? mige are taze bihesabam mishim
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filme shame akharo tu cinemaye ardebil mizaran torka ba ghableme
miran tu safe belit
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ye torke az make bar migarde behesh migan che khabar? mige baba
raftim khoda khoone nabood hame poshte dar moonde boodan
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vijegihayee k..r :
saresho bekhatere eslam dade
dar moghabele bad hejabi ghad alam mikone
ensan saze
hame ro ba e cheshm negah mikone
rahe rasto mire
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be rashtie migan chand ta bache dari? mige 30 ta migan che joori
esmashoono yad gerefti? mige esmashoon asoone familashoon sakhte
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zerang to nisti,! zerang nushabast ke az hame lab migire, zerang
aftabas ke hamaro did mizane.zerang zanboore ke hame anesho mikhoran
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a 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash aroom bash, dard nadare
saket bash, k,,ramo begir bezar lash movazebe surakh bash :d
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torke mire conserte ebi vaghti consert tamoom mishe har ki ye chizi
mige. ebi sedato, ebi nafaseto, torke jav gir mishe mige:ebi nanato
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(Tosiye mikonam In SmS ro saat 3-5 shab Befrestin , Keyfesh Bishtare )
Moshtarake Gerami, in SmS jahate bidariye shoma az khab ersal shode
, lotfan bad
az khandane in sms labkhand zade dobare say konid ke bekhabid , Ba
tashakor
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vaghti delam tang e miram poshte abra zar zar gerye mikonam. pas
yedet bashe har vaght baroon ro didi bedoon ke delam barat tang shode
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ye rooz ye fereshte be man goft: 100milion pool mikhai ya yek dooste
khub? man pulo khastam chon to ro daram
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mikham gholakamo beshkanam ba nesfe poolham nazeto bekharam
va ba nesfe digash yek jabe medad rangi ke nazeto bekesham
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an rooz ke to be donya amadi baroon bood, ama barooni dar kar
nabood balke in geryeye fereshteha bood chon yeki az oona kam shode
bood
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midooni chera beine angoshtat faselast
baraye ine ke yeki biad in faselaro ba angoshtash por kone
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1taye man
2set daram
3tareye shabhaye man
4reye darde man
5ye aftab
6ye omram
78bar migam
9karetam
10met garm
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vaghti baroon miad dasteto deraz kon har chand ta ghatreye
baroon ke gerefti to mano dust dari, har chand ta nagerefti man toro
dust daram
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konam har shab doaei kaz delam birun ravad mehrat, vali aheste
migoftam khodaya bi asar bashad
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1 esfehonie toie arabestan zanesho gom mikone.bade 2hafte zanesh behesh
zang mizane mige:haji agha!na dolet doles,na polet poles……
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in shabha papa noel toie har sorakhi 1 chizi mizare.movazebe sorakhe
koonet bash…
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arezo daram khoshihayat mesle "ESHAL"bashe.modavem,mokarar,raven
va roshan…
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pirezane mire darukhone mige:kire masnoue mikham.dr mige:entekhab
befarmaid…pirezane mige:un ghermeze khobe.dr mige:khanom un kapsole
atesh neshanie…
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shebahate havijo 2khtare jigar:hardotashon cheshmo taghviat mikonan…
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age 1 roz nabashi,2roz nabashi,3roz nabashi,4roz nabashi,5roz nabashiL
6roz nabashi,7roz nabashiL onvaght 1 haftas ke nisti….
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namaz khondane motada:besme rahim,ghoflo dad be ahad,ahad dada be
samad,lam dad invar,lam dad onvar,vel koon baba ahad kofresh dar omad.
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nefrine sale 2006:elahi ke az ahmadi nezhad LAB bigiri…
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farghe shortaye ghadim ba jaded:ghadimiaro bayad mizadi kenar ta kono
bebini,vali hala bayad koono bezani kenar shayad shorto bebini…
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moghadas tarin kalame KHODA,zibatarin kalame ESHGH,por ehsastarin
kalame MOHEBAT,pormanatarin kalame NEGAH,alitarin kalame DOSTI,
talkhtarin kalame JODAE,dardnaktarin kalame KHIANAT,va ashenatarin
kalame YOU…(ghabele tavajohe rikardo…only for you my friend)
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aziztarinam agar bedani ke cheghadr baraye amadanat lahze shomari
mikonam,angah baraye amadanat barana ra bahane nemikardi,rangin
kamane zendegie man….(rikardo)
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be torke migan shoma torki?mige:na man akharin versionesham,LORAM.
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mi2nesti ke ghiafat kheili 2khtar pasande?......dalilesho mi2ni?..........
chon ghiafat kheili kirie…..
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yeki mire timarestan,mibine 1i roie kalash zoghal gozashte.azash miporse
in kara yani chi?yaro shortesho mikeshe paen mige:befarma ghelion……
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age gofti kire 1 arabo torko rashti shabihe chie?????..........age gofti eyval
dari…….afarin ARME SHABAKE 3…
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shere ghazvini:kir ra bahre koon sakhteand gerdo mosavar,gar bahre
kos misakhtand chon tabar misakhtand….
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1 nefrine digeie sale 2006:elahi ke asbe abi toie koonet khamiaze bekeshe.
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dar elate marge man tajasos nakonid…ba noch noche bihesab chos chos
nakonid…az mordane man agar ta"asof darid…ta cheleye man ey rofagha
koos nakonid…
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torka be kebrit migan:SOZANE ROSHAN….
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dar rastaye eslamitar shodane name shahra,shahre SOSANGERD be
FATI GHOLOMBE taghir yaft……
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eide GHORBAN ham nazdike dige.behtare ke 2nbale 1 panahgah vase
khodet bashi……
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do ta ghazvini hamdigaro mibinan yekishoon mige salam ghazanfar
un yeki mige:shoma ? mige baba manam asghar
mige:E salam asghar jan bebakhshid az jolo nashnakhtam
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torke donbale ja park migashte peyda nemikone mige khodaya age
ye ja park baram peida koni namz mikhoonam. ye dafe ye ja peyda
mikone mige:nemikhad khodam peyda kardam
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ye shab ye bache az khab bidar mishe mibine baba o mamanesh
ru haman, mige:akh joon davaye bararei bid... vapperrrr
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az zane torke miporsan chetory pishgiri mikoni ? mige:ba pit halabi.
migan:chejoori
mige:agamun gadesh kutas mire ru pit, vaghti cheshash ye juri mishe
mizanam zire pit
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(18 +)
jendehe mire doktor ke soorakhesho tang kone.doktor nega mikone
mige in ke ghare ghare ghare
jendehe:hala chera 3 bar migi? doktor:ye bar goftam, seda pichid
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az torke miporsan tahala zaneto kardi? mige:na az bachegi adat
daram vaghti pestoon mikhoram khabam mibare
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dokhtar rashtie dir miad khune babash mige ta hala koja budi?mige :
behem tajavoz kardan.babash mige tajavoz nim saat ye saat
baghiasho koja boodi
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be rashtie migan zaneto didim tu maxima ba ye gharibe 190 ta sorat
miraftan, mige:are maxima 190 ta ro rahat mire
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se ta moosh dashtan khali mibastan
avali mige tale musho didi, ma ba fanaresh roozi 100 ta peres sine
mizanim
!dovomi mige marge musho didi mazeye araghemoone
sevomi mobilesh zang mikhore, bar migarde mige alan miam azash
miporsan chi shod? mige hichi barobach gorbe avordan bokonim
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torke mire tooti bekhare eshtebahi behesh joghd midan. badan
azash miporsan harfam mizane mige:na vali kheili deghat mikone
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nomreye 20 kelaso nemikham,kardan az roye lebaso nemikham,jendehaye
bikelaso nemikham,man faghat mikham toro hey bokonaaaaaaam,vase inam
ejaze nemikham,na nemikhaaaam…………
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bebakhshid ke in moghe mozahem shodam,ye soal dare mesle khore rohamo
mikhore:pedare pesare shoja,ghabl az inke pesare shoja be 2nya biad esmesh
chi bude??????
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ye khare harja torke mirafte hey in 2nbale torke mirafte…..torke asabani
mishe behesh mige:to ki hasti ke donbalam miai?khare mige:man vejdane
bidare to bidam…
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olempice akhondha dar 3reshte bargozar shod:1:paresh ba aba2:do ba nalein
3:partabe amame(jaleb injast ke ino ke talabe baram ferestade)
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az torke miporsan az ghofle farmonet razi hasti?mige:are vali sare picha
1kami aziat mikone…
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torke zan migire,dostesh behesh mige:zaneto cheghadr mehr kardi?mige:
mehr ke ziad nakardam,vali aban kheili kardamesh….
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to baram mesle 1 gol mimuni,faghat bayad 1 chob bokonam toie koonet ta
beshi daste gooooooollll…
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3kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast:yeki anke lengash hamishe havast…
dovom harkasi ke shabihe shomast….sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast
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dishab tora ze masti tashbih be mah kardam….kire manam nabodi
man eshtebah kardam…
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khorose shologh mikarde,mizaranesh toie firizer,fardash mibinan
aragh karde,migan:chera yakh nazadi?mige:az dishab har kari kardam
in morghe lengesho baz nemikone…
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1khorose ba 6ta morgh bodan…khorose hey laghartar mishode,,,,,
1khorose dige miaran komakesh,baz laghar mishe!miporsan chera?
Mige:6ta jende kam bod 1 done kooni ham avordin??
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boose yani etesale somhaye mosbat va manfie 1 jaryane barghe
22000VOLT,ke ageh ziadi kesh biad,fioz-e markazi(!)badjori mizane
birooooooon….
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dar tariki 3sham roshan kardam,avail ra varaye bodanat,2vomi
ra barayedidanat,3vomi ra baraye bosidanat.var dar akhar har3ra
khamosh kardam,baraye KARDANAT…
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dar halgheye rendan:dodol gofta be kos dardam dava kon,be roye
man beshin ba man safa kon….begofta inchenin kos dar javabash:ke
man period shodam ba koon safa kon….
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2chiz hichvaght nemikhabe:bakhte khobe adame khoshbakht,kire
raste adame badbakht…
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khob royane jahan rahm nist dar deleshan…..chare_e nist bejoz
kardano vel kardaneshan…
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ze daste dide-o dool har2 faryad,ke har che dide binad dool konad
bad…
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oun chi eke mikonan toie dahan.bad aghabo jelosh mikonan,
bad mibinan ke dahan por shode az ye chize sefid???????
dosorst hads zadi.mesvak nist,hamon KIRe…
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boro paEn………………………paEEntar……………………..
chera vaysadi?baba boro paentar……………………………………
ye zarre dige boro paen……………………………………………..
khoobe haminjast.SUCK bezan…
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TO KHODET NOMREYE BISTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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-……elam karde:agar pesari be 2khtari begoyad:ghorbonet beram azizam,
20 zarbe shalagh darad.agar begoyad:ghorbonet beram khoshgelam,70 zarbe
vali agar begoyad:ghorbonet beram elahi,chon dar rahe khodast halal ast…
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sex is:like NOKia-CONnecting people like nike-just do it like pepsi-ask for
more like Samsung-everyone is invited and like me-TO GOOD TO BE TRUE
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ferdosie gharne 21:basi kos bekardam dar in sal 30,ze koshaye torko loro
farsi,namiram az in pas ke man zendeam,ke esperme khod ra parakandeAm
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rashtie ba zanesh toie mosaferat poleshon tamom mishe,be zanesh mige
hala che kar konim?zanesh damanesho mizane bala mige:kos bank dar
khedmate shomaaa
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rashtie mire toie khonash,vared ke mishe mibine rade paie 1 kafsh roie
farshashone…..rado migire mirese be otagh khabeshon…..yehoE dada
mizane :hoooooy martike darbiaaaar…..yaro ham hol mishe kiresho az
toie zan rashtie dar miare….rashtie mige,ono bezar to man kafsheto goftam
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tavalode ESA MASIH va fararesidan eide CHRISTMAS be shoma va
khanevadeye mohtarametan,hich rabti nadare…
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asamie digare KANDOM:1:kirane:2:gayane:3:kirpush:4:abkirgir:5:
kirmask:6:kirogam(bar vazne izogam):7:kosban:8:bache dozd
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(_!_)koone normal=>(__!__)koone chagh=>(!)koone laghar=>(_o_)koone
khoob=>(_0_)koone goshad=>(_()_)koone pare=>(_$_)koone jendehaaaa
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be 1 gave migan chera joonone gavi gerefti?mige:age tamame sal
har roz pestonato bemalan vali nakonanet to ham mesle man mishi…
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baraye kaheshe dar dar hengame koon dadanshomarehaye zir ra
tekrar konid….12358946701…….ahmagh goftam dar hengame koon
dadan……alan dari koon midi ya sms mikhoni?
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3chiz mardaro be oj miresone:partabe sang-pirozi dar jang-kardane
kose tang!3 chiz zanaro be oj miresone:ahange jaz-pesare naz-kire deraz
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az 3 chiz beparhiz:dome shir-sare kir-kose pir……be 3 chiz dast
nazan:sime lokht-pestone zomokht-kire koloft-….be 3 chiz del naband:
koone kir dade-kose chorokide-va SMSe pokkide…
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hala ke charismas nazdike!age to papa noel bodi to kafeshe man
chi mizashti????(mikham javatono dar ghesmate nazat behem begin)
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jirjirak be khers goft:doset daram….khers goft:alan vaghte khabe
zemestonie,badan sohbat mikonim….khers raft khabid vali khabar
nadasht ke more jir jirak faghat 3 roze….
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un chi eke zanha baz mikonan va mardha mirizan tosh?hesab banki
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American believe that life is TOO short,Iranian believe that life
is TU short…
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payame roze Kodak dar ghazvin:bia Ed ba negahi be ayande behtar
masraf konim…
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salha gozasht va hichkas nafahmid ke chera……………………….
Chera……….palange sorati dodol nadasht????
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ta hala shode etefaghi konn bedi?************************
na?ayval,man az adamae ke hameie karashon ro barnamast
kheili khosham miad.
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:.:: .-.: .::-..::..::-..::.: :-. . ::-.:..::-..: :….: .:::-..: :. .::-..:.::-..:: :..::-
.:.--:…:::.. :::.: :……anjomane SMSe Nabinayan…
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mi2ni khoda toie sorakhe koone 2khtara chera parde nazasht?
Migan:khoda gar ze hekmat bebandad dari,ze rahmat goshayad
Dare digari……
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shabahate zan ba ghahve:1-har 2 tashon vaghti daghan michasban
2-har 2 ba shir khoshmaze taran 3-baraye shab bidari mofidan
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remmember the M,remmeber the E,put them togheter
and remember the ME…
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age gofti baghale mahal be hameie zanha mahrame?
chon:har roz be hamashon
shir mide……
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mi2nin chera zanha ghasab nemishan?chon :be har
goshti kedast mizanan,
ostokhon mishe ……
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mi2nin vaghti nioton baraye avalin bar 1 dokhtare sexi
did,kiresh behesh chi
goft?...........goft:ridam toie ghanone jazebat.man ke daram
miram hava pedarsag!
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age parande parvaz yadesh bere,age shirin farhad yadesh
bere,age mahi darya
yadesh bere……man pole smsaE ke be to zadamo hichvaght
yadam nemire………
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3 kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast:1i anke lengash hamishe
havast,2vom anke
shekel shomast…sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast….
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mi2nin shebahate Tork ba sperm chie?....har doshon 1 dar
million shanse adam
shodan daran…….
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mi2nin farghe babr ba magas chie?babro vaghti mibini mirin.
magaso vaghti
mirini mibini…..
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mojezate zanha:be2ne inke alaf bokhoran shir midan,be2ne hich
jerahati
khonrizi mikonan,1 tike goshte bi ostokhon ro rahat sikh mikonan……
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tafavote ghanone sevome nioton va zanha:ghanone sevo
me nioton mige:aval
konesh bad vakonesh,vali dar morede zanha:aval vakonesh
bad bokonesh……..
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mi2ni chera 2khtara ta akhare filme supero negah miko
nan?......chon fekr
mikonan mardo zane akharesh baham ezdevaj mikonan……..
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mi2ni 4ta jende che jori roie 1 sandali mishinan?.......
sandaliro barmigardonan
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in khar,behtarin khar,shekel kjar,sare khar,kar khar,
gozashtane khar,yek
khar,koskhole khar….kharo hazd kon 2bare bekhon…..:D
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ya ayohal lazina amino,kono ghavamino belghest…..ey
kasani ke iman avardid
be aghvametan kone ghesti bedahid……
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mi2nin koskhol tarin khanandeie donya kie?farshid amin
chon mige:
nemi2nam khoda shabo vase chi afaride?????
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mi2nin che jori zesht tarin bacheye donya be 2nya miad?
na?.....nemi2ni?1 kam
fekr kon…….bazam yadet nayomad?.....boro az mamano
babat bepors…………
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migama:tahala shode 1 antare meimoni ro laye pelastic
bebini?age javabet
manfie….boro 1 negahi be govahinamat bendaz……..
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vaghti tanhaio dele tanget migire,mitoni dele tangeto ba
kone goshadet avaz
koni……….
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dar 2 sorat gf adam mipare:bare aval bokonish,bare
dovom nakonish………
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police elam kard:jasade 1 adam ke besiar shabih be
meimon ast peida shode….
1 zang bezan,kheili negaranet shodam……..
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3 chiz zanaro be lezat miresone:1-sedaye jaz2-pesare
naz3-kire deraz
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ba deghat bekhon:salam,rak eras erazeb oikey mada
hedim lah ilyehk(zor nazan
migozi,az akharesh bekhon boro avalesh….)
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3daste vajebolkirand:1-dokhtare farari2-biveye sigari3-
ferestandeye sms tekrari
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dar 4 mored kon dadan vajebe:1-bachegi2-zori3-poli4-
marami….kheili bamarami
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dost dashtam ke to mobilam bodi…..harshab 1 chizi
mikardam toie konet ke
sharzh beshi………
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pass word ro vared kon va varede ghalbam sho:********
hoooooooooooooooooooy bia biron
passwordo eshtebah dadi…….rafti toie konam…..
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ghanone 4 nioton:age kos rob a sorate nor bekonim,
aval bache 2nya miad,bad
abet mirize……….
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age toie ghazvin ba 1 ghazviie ghavi heikal toie 1 kocheie
bombast gir kardi 3rah
bishtar nadari:1-az khejalat ab beshi beri toie zamin2-az tasr
dod beshi beri hava
3-dastato bezani be divaro tavakol koni be khoda…….
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akhe yabo,gosfand,bozghale,olagh,gav,bozine,meimon,shapanze
,kerme khali,
pashe,zalo,kane……..inhame heivon.chera shir shod soltane jangal?
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migan:doctora khob MIKONAN,ashpaza sir MIKONAN,roftegara tamiz
MIKONAN,arayeshgara ghashang MIKONAN,vali mohandesa
DOROST MIKONAN
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mi2nin be folexi ke tosh 5ta khanom neshestan chi migan?.....folkos
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azizam mikham bokhoramet,na be khatere inke shirini,na be
khatere inke bahali,
na be khatere inke doset daram….vase inke mikham toie
zendegi hadeaghal 1 bar
1 gohi khorde bashaam…..
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to khari,sagi,gavi,goosfandi,meimoni,bozi,shotori……….
baraye forosh nadari?
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albalo……………..shaftalo………………zardalo……………….holooo
……………..bamie……..zanbore asal…………………hamash toie koonet
fekr kardi daram pache kharito mikonam?
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darde dele 1 pirmard:dar shekare ahovan,dar tarkeshe ma tir nist…...
rozgari kos faravan shod,ke mara kir nist………………………………..
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on chi eke moo dare vaghti ham ke mimalish azash ab miyad?.............
on cheshme biadab…
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harkari mikonan torkaro az zire avare bam biaran biroon nemiomade
hey faryad mizade:be khoda man kari nakardam,faghat sifon ro keshidam
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torke mire paye yek begire,afsare azash miporse larzesh PISTON be che
elate?mige:az shol bodane KORSETE…
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shenidam ghazi shodi,be koon dadan razi shodi,shenidam tigh mizani,
vaghte dadan jigh mizani,shenidam lak mizani,vaghte dadan suck mizani
…….rast migan?
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torke navare nohe mikhare,mizane akharesh bebine sham midan ya na
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jadidtarin mahsole RANI:shir ba tikehaye mame………………
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tablighate kandom:che ghashange kose sara,che bozorge kire dara,
kandomi baraye farad,kandome DARA vo SARA……
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1 shere esfehani : (lotfan ba lahjeye esfehani khonde beshe)
kiram monar jombonest,chenari toie tombonest,koskholo shokho shange
asheghi darze tanges……
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be mashadie migan ba 3ta medad jomle besaz:mige:1 dostdokhtar
dashtam,inghadr behem MEDAD,MEDAD,MEDAD…………………
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behtarin chiz baraye mardha,rahat khabidan dar shabe ke taze
damadha az on mahroman…
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moAlem:pesaram 5va5 chand mishe?agha 11 ta…..ahmagh
dasteto az toie jibe shalvaret dar biar…..(nagerefti bego behet begam)
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az torke miporsan tahala toie otoban chap kardi?mige:vala un ke na.
vali toie khiabon ziad rast kardam…
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pirezane mire sosis begire….yaro foroshandehe sosiharo barash
khord mikone,pirzane asabani mige:martike mage kose man gholake???
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del miravad ze dastam,sahebdelan khodara,ma enghelab kardim,
ya enghelab mara?????!!!!!!
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aftabe in other languages:ITALIAN:coonino pakino…FRENCH:
conasion shorasion…INDIAN:coonahe shorahe…SPANISH:
e-la-conte-la-shore….JAPANES:shorashi konashi…
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4neshaneie asheghi:dast to dast,on to dast,dast to in,on to in…….
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hamishe delam toro mikhad,az inke kasi nigat kone divoone
misham,hame mikhan toro az change man dar biaran,khob che kar
mishe kard?ATLAS TALAEie dige……
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your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds:1………
2………….3………….4………….5…………….ERROR:no brain
detected!!!!!!!!!!!
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C.L.I.C.K…………C:Cant live without u….L:Love u…..I:I miss u
………..C:Care a bout u……K:Kiss from my heart to u…. so,when I
miss u,I just say{CLICK}
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doset daram faghat be khatere onet…………………………..
on ghalbe mehrabonet………………………………………………
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vaghti omadam chenan haleto begiram ke haz koni,hamchin
aberoto mibaram kenatoni sareto jeloie famil bala begiri…..kari
mikonam kea z in be bad pahat ba didane man shoro kone be
larzidan…….hanoz mano nashnakhti bache sosol?....................
man GHABZE MOBILET hastam
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-jashnvare filme fajr dar ghazvin:1.spartakoon.2.azizam bargard
.3.komiser motaham mikonad.4.damar shodegan.5.man kambiz
12 sal daram!!!!!!!
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filmhaye bargozide jashnvare filme ghom:1.akhondi ba
amameie katani.2.abaE baraye 2nafar.3.sighe shodegan.4.aba
ghermezi.5.man bache sheikh 18 sal daram
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sedat rasa va baraye man goshnavaze,atret divone konande
vali dar eine hal aramesh bakhshe,vaghti to miai man arom
migiram,negaranam ke kasi toro nafahme va ehsas nakone...GOOZ
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haji onshab kheili norani shode bod,hameie bacheharo bosid,
aftabaro bardasht raft poshte khakriz,…..,va sedaye enfejar omad
………akhe haji ja ghate miri roie min mirini?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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khatab be aghaye…..:koo abo barghe mufti?koo pole naft ke
gofti?....hich melati nakhorde kire be in kolofti……………………
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salam.1chizio kheili vaghte mikham behet begam.mi2nam ke
behem migi borobaba,vali man….man vagheAn….man vagheAn
asheghe…..asheghe to…..man vaghean asheghe torobche ba paniram.
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yade rozaie jang be kheir:bacheha ba ROYA mikhabidan,ba
SEPIDE bidar mishodan,ba AREZO miraftan amaliat,haji
Miraft roie MINA,ma ham SIMA ro pare mikardim…………..
Yadesh be kheir che rozaE bod…
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